herein resides Cookiesheen who has been around since the eleventh month of two thousand and four
Cookiesheen is unquestionably passionate about chocolate and bananas and Jason Mraz (plus a lot more)
and more recently of lychees and green tea (um no, not as a combination though)
and the only nuts she eats are cashew nuts and doughnuts
but she also believes that Good Food has the capacity to transcend all likes and dislikes (there you have it, a weakness for anything edible + awesome)
besides having a sweet tooth for chomping that has translated into a fondness for baking, Cookiesheen also likes to think that she is an expert at all that she does (clearly untrue, but we will nonetheless be gracious enough to indulge her in her cloudy fantasies)
so despite the countless days of entanglement in flour eggs butter sugar dough nuts chocolate (YUM) and whatnot , she thinks that it is and would be nice to spread the love
p.s just in case you are worried about Cookiesheen’s hygiene standards, do know that she has consistently short nails and washes her hands so very often
Our Promise
every single cookie or cake will go through the most stringent quality checks conducted by our Master Chef herself
and needless to say, baked with unconditional love : )
The first line sounds like an epitaph. However you spell it. And OMG SNOW!